Introspection Humorist Prints

"I'd like to file a report. I'm trying to find myself."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"What was I thinking?!"

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Window Treatment

"He's his own worst enemy."

Real Life/Surreal Life

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Banana Split Personality

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Pastorius wonders why.

That party went well.

'I think I just had an epiphany. How do I make it go away?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

Et in Arcadia Ego

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."