Intimacy Expert Gifts

"It sends out a blinding flash if you go too fast."

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"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Women in bed with her husband reads a book titled 'Sex Stinks'.

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

'They're not beer stains. This is actually a 'Rorschach test' patterned shirt.'

"Dr. Stolner says it might be nice if I let you see my dark side."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

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"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

"Arouse Me!"

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'Henry, cut that out.'

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'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

"The etchings are in the library."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"Just tell us who's winning."

'You've been faking it, haven't you?'

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

'You were hot in bed last night.' 'I know, I should have taken my socks off.'

"The secret of our relationship? Easy. She just acts as if I don't even exist."

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

"Stop undressing me with your eyes."