Interview Ninja T-Shirts

Show off their interview expertise with a t-shirt that’s both funny and empowering—perfect for the confident professional or aspiring ninja in their journey.

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"Now tell me about yourself in a ten second sound bite."

"Now tell me about yourself in a ten second sound bite." mockup

"Now tell me about yourself in a ten second sound bite."

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"Surely, you remember who your last employer was?"

"Surely, you remember who your last employer was?" mockup

"Surely, you remember who your last employer was?"

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"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid."

"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid." mockup

"Mr. Kennings was going to interview you for the job, until he heard you actually wanted to get paid."

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'Where do you see yourself in five years?' 'I see myself in a world where people don't ask such trite interview questions.'

'Where do you see yourself in five years?' 'I see myself in a world where people don't ask such trite interview questions.' mockup

'Where do you see yourself in five years?' 'I see myself in a world where people don't ask such trite interview questions.'

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"Next time you apply for a job you might think about pretending to be someone else."

"Next time you apply for a job you might think about pretending to be someone else." mockup

"Next time you apply for a job you might think about pretending to be someone else."

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"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?" mockup

"So why do you feel that you're a better person for the job than every other candidate who's shown me résumés with the exact same credentials?"

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"Your answers sound rehearsed."

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'Your leaving certificate is a joke, your resume is ridiculous and your reputation scares me. You can start on Monday.'

'Your leaving certificate is a joke, your resume is ridiculous and your reputation scares me. You can start on Monday.' mockup

'Your leaving certificate is a joke, your resume is ridiculous and your reputation scares me. You can start on Monday.'

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'I'm a self-made man!'

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'This resume looks familiar. Were we once married to each other?'

'This resume looks familiar. Were we once married to each other?' mockup

'This resume looks familiar. Were we once married to each other?'

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'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?' mockup

'This test will determinbe which of you gets the position. Who wants to jump first?'

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"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!" mockup

"I've got three michelin stars, two for cookery and one for turning up to the interview!"

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'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.'

'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.' mockup

'Oh, and if you really want this job, there's one thing you shouldn't mention.'

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'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.' mockup

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

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'A career in the bank? ' 'There's money in it'

'A career in the bank? ' 'There's money in it' mockup

'A career in the bank? ' 'There's money in it'

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"This position requires someone with a thick skin... Well, do you think you're up to the job, big nose?"

"This position requires someone with a thick skin... Well, do you think you're up to the job, big nose?" mockup

"This position requires someone with a thick skin... Well, do you think you're up to the job, big nose?"

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'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.' mockup

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

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I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable.... mockup

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

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"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep." mockup

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

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"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

"Can we please just stick to the core business?" mockup

"Can we please just stick to the core business?"

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'Who teaches apostrophe usage?'

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Do you have any other skills?

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'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...' mockup

'And I see you've listed opposable thumbs as your greatest asset...'

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'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!' mockup

'Don't start timing me yet! This staple won't come out!'

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'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

'I see you're still trying to get the staff enthused over the weekly meetings.' (Meeting offers free coffee, free snacks, eye-popping charts, exciting videos and free idea pads).

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