Interview Mastermind Pillows

"Before I give you my resume, I'd like to know how thorough you fact check."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"You're just the man we're looking for. Come around to this side of the desk, and I'll gather up my things and get the heck out of here."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

'Send in the next applicant Ms Jones.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

Management by committee: 'The buck stops here, here, here, here,,,'

"The meeting's over but it's so close to the end of the day. Let's just use our collective inertia and run out the clock."

'Give it to me straight, doc. How much longer do I have in advertising's prime demographic audience?'

What are they complaining about...the work is challenging,interesting, demanding...AND we let them do it for 80 hours a week.

'No wonder the company is in trouble!'

"What choice do we have? I can't fire him. He knows too much."

'...it may be advisable to think of a referee other than your mother.'

"Great video, but the sound was off. I wonder whose fault that was."

'Impressive resume. Great interview. But can you rock?'

'It's not a job; it's a calling. So, don't call us. It'll call you.'

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

'What about short-term? Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

"So, how can we explain this dip in productivity which seems to happen every Wednesday?"