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'Miss Beasley - Would you send in the next applicant, Please.'

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

Chairmen of the Bored

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'...Sometimes the sheer monotony of it all just gets me down.'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Wishing Well

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'