Interstellar Water Seeker Gifts

Water divining Mars

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Bring your own inflatable.

Candle Portraits.

Catatonic

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Emergency exit into Space

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

A man fly fishing forms a fish with his line.

Shallow End (Slightly innocuous statements) - Deep End (a little more weighty)

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Sleepy Bunny

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"They've got insulation to die for!"

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"Occupied" - Man urinating in space

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Well, I finally made the switch from cable to satellite.'

"Holy water, holy water...."

"For five starts it's worth the trip."

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

Astronomer reaching for the stars through a telescope (with his hand coming out of the top, near the stars).

'The fire seems to be drawing well.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

The Specimen Hunter

An astronaut finds a dehydrated man on the desert of the moon.

"Five minutes, General."

Artist Misses the Point

'We've discovered a massive dust and gas cloud which is either the beginning of a new star or just a hell of a lot of dust and gas.'

'...Pack your bags. When we get indside, we're moving to the cat.'

'There it is. Just above Orion's Pants.'

Thirsty Couple Crawling Through Desert.