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Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

"We have ways of making you talk."

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

'He looks like a tough one. Let's try the old 'good-inquisitor bad-inquisitor' trick.'

'We can't determine if you're telling the truth, but you should have a doctor check your pressure.'

'Hold it, I'm afraid I missed the question.'

"Good cop? Why not great cop?"

"He's lying! Just like all men! Oh God, mother was right, I'm never getting married, am I?"

"And if you did, why did you cross the road?"

"Yeah, at this point I think we can conclude that you confused your allergy medication with your cyanide pill."

"I can only give you name rank and the number of my agent..."

Talk or you'll be forced to watch bad TV commercials!

'I'll break you, Rendleman - but first I'm gonna watch you squirm.'

'So, in room 1 we sweat them. 2 is for grilling, 3 is for roasting. We leave them to simmer in room 4...'

'I'm just saying... Maybe we're over doing the old 'good cop, bad cop' routine.'

'Don't worry boss...he will talk...we told him the fish was a piranha.'

Mime artist - "Ok! I'll talk!"

"Ok, tough guy, let's see if you can take the unbearable tickle of your runny nose with the facial tissues just out of reach."

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."

Good Cop/Hollywood Cop: "Confess or my partner will make you read his screenplay."

"It's a standard deathbed confession, Jimmy. Please don't make us drag out the rubber hoses."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

"There are no big jobs, only small machines."

I'm a self-made man!

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"The company is very keen on diversity, could you reapply as a woman?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your main goal in this job is getting out alive.'

'One final question: Have you ever been disciplined, investigated or suspended for integrity on the job?'