Internet Speed Testers Pillows

Hades Entrance. Free Wi-Fi. We let them discover on their own that downloading anything takes an eternity.

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Evolution.

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Hamlet's struggle with online shopping addiction. To eBay or not to eBay.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

Dad Trophies

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Addicted to Facebook...lost internet connection.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

Clickbait

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Internet Cafe.

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"The Internet ate my baby!"

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

"Home is where the WiFi is."