Internet Speed Enthusiast Pillows

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

The rocket powered skiier

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

A day at the transgenic races

Man doing a search on a computer

Dad Trophies

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Twister:Rural Social Networking

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

Dairy Devil

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."