Internet Speed Enthusiast Prints

'If you consider the time spent with tech support, our school's high-speed internet access isn't that much faster than dial-up.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

The rocket powered skiier

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

A day at the transgenic races

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Dad Trophies

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"