Internet Speed Demon Prints

'Could this broadband be any slower?'

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"I need to tinkle."

Under pressure.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"I don't know about you, but I'm ready to take this marriage full-throttle."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

Wow. Totaled. Teen Test Dummy.

Route 666

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

'God's speed.'

Lady to man in netted car: 'Stinkin' speed trap.'

"He's bought himself a red sport car, so I can't ride with him anymore: somehow, he says an old dog would be cramping his style..."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Cheesie Rider

Smile

Tractor Racing

Safe Driving.

Baby Race.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Id/Ego/Superego.

"Perfect."

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

"You're home early, dear..." "I had a tailwind.."

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Driver sees road sign: 'Right Lane Doomed'

Life in the fastest lane.

Say speed

"Remember that, honey? Serious testosterone."