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'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

The Re-Opening of Schools

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

I e-bay t-shirt.

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"