Internet Savvy Folks Mugs

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

The Re-Opening of Schools

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

"Remember, I want to hear fifteen solid minutes of small talk before you ask for the Wi-Fi password."

I e-bay t-shirt.

To get past the gates of Heaven you have to now enter an internet style password

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

'The times they are a-changin'.'

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"