Internet Rant Enthusiast Pillows

"If there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasant, just rant about it all over the Internet."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Internet Shoplifting

"I can't log-on. Some-one disabled cookies."

Unsocial Networking.

Spam.

"Great! Now I'm torn between whether to post rants on X or Meta."

"It's unbelievable to get kicked out of paradise because of one lousy apple... But wait, I'll give you a really bad rating for that, buddy!"

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Amateur Spam.

'Before we begin may I emit a prolonged rant about my work week?

"If your internet doesn't work, please check our online help chat...if your internet doesn't work..."

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"I've been toiling for months to write the great American tweet."

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"My ears are burning - Somebody must be blogging about me."

'I'm hoping he'll move onto another subject...'

Man: 'What the...?!' / 404 ERROR!

Internet crap.

Anti-Social Networking

"Of course your data isn't really in a cloud. That's almost as silly as thinking your money is actually in this bank."

If Leonardo Da Vinci had posted a copy of the Mona Lisa online after painting it.

"Has anyone done their research online how to do this?"

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'