"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."
Internet Observer Pillows
Add a touch of humor to their space with pillows tailored for the internet observer. Cozy, fun, and perfectly suited for anyone who loves to chill while scrolling.
"Can't these people read? I put a sign saying 'No Solicitors' on my website, and I'm still getting spam."
Laughing Hyenas
Big Brother watching you watch Big Brother
'racism is the new black.'
'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'
"Would you relax? They never look up."
"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."
Fear of news.
"The end of my favorite series is near."
'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'
Domestic Spying Drones
When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault
"I only told a few friends."
The world of surveillance.
Made redundant from Honda please help
You Know You're Old When...
"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."
"Leak to the press: Brussels bail-outs are French currency manipulation, costing British bureaucrats' jobs!"
Holding the Line Against Terrorists with Midrange IQs
"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."
Spam traps on mobiles
"It must be a good idea. Corporate saw it on the Internet."
Man Wrapped In Film
"I love people-watching."
"You didn't post anything on social media today. So, the church sent someone over to witness miracle."
'Why is there a 'Like' button but no 'Despise' button?'
"Jeez, Alice, at least Google him first."
"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."
Our occupations? I am a student of The Contemporary Scene and my friend, here is an observer of The Passing Parade.
"The equities markets loves me, the equities markets love me not. . ."
If a tweet is sent out and no one signs up to read it, does it exist? Happens millions of times a day.
Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?
Anthropologist presenting his findings in New York City
"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"
Internet Observer Pillows Collection
Internet Observer Mugs
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Internet Observer Prints
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Internet Observer T-Shirts
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