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Internet Irony Seeker T-Shirts
Let them wear their irony on their sleeve—literally! Our funny t-shirts celebrating internet culture and meme humor are perfect for the irony seeker who loves to make a statement.
Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"
'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."
"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"
"Most women find me too cutthroat."
"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"
What do you think about this "too big to fail" stuff?
Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.
'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'
The Red Carpet
"Barry stop!. . . I'm you! I'm Barry from 2008. I'm using a time machine to stop you from making an awful mistake!"
'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'
'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'
"The average citizen doesn't have a clue - or why would we keep getting re-elected?"
"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."
In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.
"They say it's the last of the really big cattle drives, and I'm just glad I'm here to see it."
Eurydice in prison
"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"
This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.
'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'
'We need to panic until common sense returns.'
"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."
Sartre's E-Mail
"Beware of dog"
"No internet connection"
Lost and found - 'Can you desribe it?' (Queen being asked having lost her crown).
"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."
Local anaesthetic.
"Don't even start, Claire. You knew I was a snake when you took me in."
'Sigh - Yes, I will probably be dying alone.'
'I thought my people were happy, I know I was.
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