
"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."
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"Every time I touch a computer it dies. It's taking all the fun out of online shopping."
'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'
'When he said it would be 'me and him against the world' I had no idea everyone was already mad at him.'
"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."
"Can you read the part about Job again?"
Angel wears t-shirt with logo: YOLO.
"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."
"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."
'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'
"Grant them amnesty and then hang them."
Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people
'You keep turning them out and I'll dig a parking garage.'
Leaking Hudson River paintings.
"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. Frankly, it beats Pandora."
'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'
"Of course no one wants a forest fire anywhere, anytime. It can be devastating. That's why I feel so guilty."
Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Dear Author: We really are tickled by your persistence. Sincerely, The Editors.
'You're proposing to me with, cubic zirconias?... But, you're a diamond dealer!'
'The NHS is committed to patients having control over their care...So if you'd like to check your symptoms online I'll be back later for a diagnosis and careplan.'
'I'm afraid Mr. Caldwell doesn't want to see you now. However, you're free to visit his web site.'
"Oh sure, it's easy to blame your husband, when he's not here to defend himself."
"I really enjoyed my job. Management found about it and fired me."
"When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one person to dissolve the marital bonds which have connected her with another..."
An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.
"The house next door is slated for demolition, but your house is in the way."
In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.
Perfection Troubleshootors.
"No worries. I'm well-prepped and ready for anything they might throw at me."
'I only make predictions in retrospect.'
'Someone come and mediate our argument about mediation!'
"I hope there's nothing genetically modified in this."
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Bureaucrat Walking his Pet
The Boss of the Kleptomania Clinic has turned up for work only to discover his Clinic has been stolen
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