Internet Infiltrator Pillows

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Alternative Medicine

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

The new Physics

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I only told a few friends."

Spam traps on mobiles

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"My goodness, Gurkenham! This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen!"

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

The Darknet starts right here.

Berlitz guide to Scamese

The Emperor's New Followers

"I met my wife on Tinder."

Doctor, I looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead. Don't believe everything you read on the net.

'Four out of five websites disagree with your diagnosis.'

"I already know he's gone — it's been on the Internet."

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

The Big Bad Wolf

"I warned him being online was dangerous."