Internet Health Explorer Pillows

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Digital Fomo!

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Spam in Hell.

Page not found...

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Wikipedia...

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Clickbait

Cloud Computing.

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.