Internet Health Detective Pillows

"I need to inform you of our new policy. No sentences can start out with, 'I read on the Internet.'"

Kim was beginning to wish she hadn't started down the self-diagnosis route

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Alternative Medicine

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

The new Physics

'I've been googling your condition and I'm afraid to say...I think I might have it myself.'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

Science and Coronavirus

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

"I only told a few friends."

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I think Baxter needs a break."

"If this is secret information the government doesn't want us to know, how come we can read about it on facebook?"

Too bad Desmond had never learned to recognize the early warning signs of a heart attack.

Spam traps on mobiles

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

Vacancy at the Ecuadoran Embassy

"I've already go t a diagnosis from homedoc.com..."

'The first test was false-positive, the second test was false-negative. What are you trying to pull?'

"The tweet you posted last night struck a chord around the world, united all factions, and basically altered the course of humanity."

"...and for your part in the computer fraud I sentence you to eighteen months @www.hermajestiesprison.co.uk"

'This could end up costing a lot more than I thought -- your disease is psychocomatic!'

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

The Darknet starts right here.

"If there's a way in, they'll find it."

"Interesting diagnosis. Now let's ask Google for a second opinion, shall we?"

'There's something wrong here. You have all these risk factors, and yet you're in excellent health.'

Berlitz guide to Scamese

It's only an email, what harm can it do?

Amateur Spam.