Diy Health Detective Pillows

"Give a man an exam and he'll be healthy for a day; teach a man to examine himself and he'll be healthy for a lifetime."

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'Like death by salad.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Critisize your weight.

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Secretive Weigh In.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'This towel is wet so I'll subtract fourteen pounds.'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

'Diet considerations.'

'Ugh, I hate food with preservatives.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"I'm not sure what's causing your stomachache. But I think it's safe to rule out hunger pains."

Science and Coronavirus

'I'm putting you on a 'whatever tastes good, don't eat it' diet.'

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Attack of the 'health' foods

'Where do you want to go for breakfast, fancy an Australian or do you want to nip over to Hawaii?'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Mind, Body, Spirit (and Food Court).

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

'It's restless leg syndrome, I just know it.'