Internet Explorer Of Book Sales T-Shirts

"Congratulations, you just bought the book WE put up for auction!"

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Do you have any of those books that understand men?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

Obsession with the Internet.

Digital Fomo!

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

Bookstore, the Politically Incorrect Guide to You.

'Come on, you can help me to choose some lovely wallpaper.'

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

'This is embarrassing. By MY calculations, the universe should have collapsed in on itself last Wednesday.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

Page not found...

Spam in Hell.

'The Lemming Book Store'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

Wikipedia...

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

"Looks like Brandon got caught with his hand in the password jar."