Internet Enthusiast In Isolation Pillows

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

Likes: $2.

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"...But of course we'll still be friends on Facebook!"

"Sorry, website closed for lunch."

Man doing a search on a computer

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"That? It's where I keep all my passwords."

'Those are my triplets. Com, Net and Org Barnes.'

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"The Internet ate my baby!"

'Do you have 4G up here?'

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

I e-bay t-shirt.

"Home is where the WiFi is."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"Do you have a link I can click on that removes me from all future conversations with you?"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

'Another big newspaper just went out of business.', 'How did you hear about that?', 'I read it on the internet.'

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Scientist researching animal droppings is looking at Faeces Book on the computer.

Bill Johnson 1914-2000: Server Timed Out.

"'Can correctly complete a CAPTCHA image 8 our of 10 times.' Any other skills?"

"I'm fine going all zoom."

Information Macht Frei

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."