Internet Crusader T-Shirts

Who is behind the computer?

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Hmmm. What am I gonna be outraged with today?"

Knights of the iPhone

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'Do you have anything for tweets?'

'The geeks will inherit the earth.'

'Please sir - I'm being cyber bullied!'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Lynching on social media

"No, I really DO love you. It's just that my committee has some issues."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

"This is the communications workshop, right? Let’s get started, I’m prepared!"

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

Funny, this is the same pill the head of the price-gouging drug company needs to take so he can sleep at night, too. Pharmac …

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

'I think both of you are always too busy: You don't talk anymore...'

Robot Robber

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Rupert Murdoch in the mud.

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Seeing the marriage counselor.

Net Neutrality

"Companies know too much about us, listen...'You've earned 500 points and it's time you got back in touch with your cousin Emma'!"

Man calling Phone Privacy Centre