Online Crusader T-Shirts

"You're a cyber bully."

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Lynching on social media

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Second lifeReal life.

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

Vaccine Defeating The Virus

"I finally got tenure by publishing a research paper funded by a grant about subsidies."

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Nervous Student

I love being right.

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

'We had to get him a seeing-eye dog.'

Oil shock.

Man in radiation suit with 'Fresh Farm Produce'.

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

Man rolling the world across a shaky bridge between organic food and genetic food.

Omicron

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

Toastquest!

Game Addiction

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Knights of the iPhone

"I remember when we wouldn't buy the bent knobbly ones. Now we pay twice as much for them."

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"When is it my turn?"

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'