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Toastquest!

Homo Gamus

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Gamers

Anti-war libra.

Two Players both holding the same cue.

Welcome Ghost.

I love being right.

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'We've got to upgrade our computer system. Downloading information on this one takes too long.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

Holder Ooopsie

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"That's the Press Corps Hospitality Tent. We had better get tooled up and make a start."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Olympic flame sending postcard - 'Wish I wasn't here.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"Security is lax on this side."

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

'We lost funding.'

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

Selling Justice

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'We deliver all the justice you can afford.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"She says she's from Quality Control. We've failed the furniture inspection."

"Apparently we've introduced unconscious bias writing our algorithms."

'To prevent fraud, we like to verify whiplash injury claims!'

Virginia is for Haters.

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

As one of my last ceremonial functions... I now pardon these killers of unarmed men, women and children...

"Is it a flag of surrender...someones washing or a rude gesture?"