International News Gifts

'Bombing reported in the middle east.' - 'Not another repeat.'

On the other side

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Squeezing the Free Press.

They're Not Just That Into It

"Let me just check my email, my texts, my missed calls, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp, my credit score, my horoscope, the results of this latest personality test, the S. & P., the Dow, the news, this article about cute dogs, and the weather, and then we can go."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Trump pardons

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Difference of Opinion

Meet the Enemy

"We won!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

CIA report

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Loan Alley

Laughingstock

"The regular Fox news commentator was canned for being too soft on Iran. I'm Dick Cheney."

A little bird told me...