World News Enthusiast Gifts

'Democracy, okay?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Putin and Zelensky

Israel/Palestine Conflict

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Our Two Parties, Explained

Booster shots

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Europe and immigration.

Twitter censorship

Detention Center

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

'What I have to do first?!'

Capital Tours

Billions for Terrorists, No Tribute to Americans

Reporter #6: television.

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'