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'Democracy, okay?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

Israel/Palestine Conflict

Putin and Zelensky

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Booster shots

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

'There's too much corruption in the third world.'

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Europe and immigration.

Detention Center

"Rescue...we've come to join you."

Twitter censorship

'What I have to do first?!'

Reporter #6: television.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

'Not a word to Alfred, but the spare bedroom is worth losing the fourteen pounds!'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Capital Tours

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'