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Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

UK border controls relaxed.

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

Meet the Enemy

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

Detention Center

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Reporter #6: television.

"Hang in there everyone—we promise a cute animal story at the end."

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

Capital Tours

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'You've been killing files again.'

Big Newspaper Delivery

Classic News.

Charades

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

'Democracy, okay?'

Common Ground (Tibet and Iraq)

Biden Ignores the G7 Leaders on Afghanistan