International Fashion Explorer T-Shirts

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Girl in cow onesie.

"Underweird bras."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Western Outfitters.

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Utility Chic.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Le Corbusier

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."