International Fashion Explorer T-Shirts

"I bought it online...I guess size 2 is different in Europe."

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Girl in cow onesie.

"Underweird bras."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Western Outfitters.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Utility Chic.

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

Australian Mobile Bar

Tomorrow's our first eco club meeting. Yeah, I'm nervous! There are so many big issues!

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Le Corbusier

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

A statue of Mercury is defaced with a purse, stockings, a bra and lipstick.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

"Can you de-schlump him?"