International Art Admirer T-Shirts

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

Larry's used art

Alien David statue

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"The overthinker"

The Selfie

Wagging Dog

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Candle Portraits.

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Picasso: The Early Years

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Children's Art Show.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"

Cats at private view

Giant white horse.