International Art Admirer Mugs

"We're watching some Danish television show and convincing ourselves that it's superior to anything on American TV."

Larry's used art

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Alien David statue

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

Children's artwork exhibition.

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

The Selfie

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

Candle Portraits.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Wagging Dog

"The overthinker"

"His mother had a great influence on him. She always made him eat his fruits and vegetables."

Couple Sitting in Front of A Sunset.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

Cats at private view

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Giant white horse.

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

Picasso: The Early Years

Children's Art Show.

"I just cleaned that glass! How can it already be covered in nose prints?!"