Internal Affairs Gifts

Police

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Nation-building never works."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'That's our mission statement.'

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Pretty Flowers

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

"Who's got the hammer?"

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Away with the warmonger!"

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

Skeptic Tank.

What We Thought Were Canals Are Deep Prejudices and Inequities.

Health Advisory: Flint Water has lead, Ann Arbor water has dioxane.

Archival Warfare

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Our Two Parties, Explained

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

Here's the Weird Anti-Terrorist Trash Talk That Stayed on Donald Trump's Cutting Room Floor After the Manchester Attack

US and the EU

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."