Interior Innovation Lover Pillows

"We hired all the designers ourselves."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Outer Space Outsourcing

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Stoneage puncture repair kit...

Empty box of ideas

Bright idea

"Don't tell me... you hired a professional decorator!"

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Painting the Ceiling

Walking Luggage.

'How do you like my new, deep plush carpet?'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"Smaller, more powerful chips allow me to have a smaller head."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'Excellent!...We've been looking to hire someone who can think outside the box.'

"OK, last time: Cado teak lounge chair from Denmark – me. Doggy bed – you."

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"I only scratch up the furniture hoping they'll replace it with something more stylish."

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

The First Kite

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

Eureka!

'You had to put a skylight in didn't you?'

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

"Well, we're down to bare brick, natural wood, and raw nerves."

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'