Intergenerational Savers Gifts

"Of course you can have some help from the bank of mum and dad, just as soon as we've had a word with the bank of grandma and grandad."

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

Kid Borrows Money From A Loan Office for His Piggy Bank

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"It's cheaper to buy soap in chunks instead of bars. Just chip off what you need."

'I can't move in with my parents. They moved in with my grandparents.

"Quite frankly I can't wait to see how your generation messes up everything."

An old man and young man who are mirror images of each other pass on a street

'Grandpa, what was the most romantic thing you ever tweeted grandma?'

New Age: Retirement Plan

"I take it you've never had a bank account before?"

'Why don't you put your money in the Bank, instead of stuffing it under the mattress?'

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

'At least, we'll save the money for the Christmas presents.'

'If we had eaten at home,we would have saved $48.75 and we wouldn't have had to sit on the floor!'

"I'm saving for when I get a low-paying job doing what I love."

"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."

'The money we're saved on gas paid for Jim's leg when he tripped over the cord.'

'Good news for people who hide their money under the mattresses.'

'Can I borrow a dollar, Helen? All I have on me is a 401K.'

The Primal Scream.

Back to School Supplies & Small Loans

'Your ad here.'

'I finally found Mr Right!'

"What interest does a piggy bank pay?"

Elderly couple sits in living room with wall sign that states: God Bless our Reverse Mortgage.

Bomers and Bummer

"We just want you kids to have all the opportunities your father and I never had because we smoked way too much pot."

"Paying full price again? Won't you ever admit you're sixty plus?"

Bank: Deposits Insured by the US Social Security Trust Fund.

"Thanks to Rishi's rebate, our 'leccy bill won't be getting as high as we will."