Intergenerational Relations Lover Pillows

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

Old and young

The Ageing Process.

A Close Call

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."

"Of course you can have some help from the bank of mum and dad, just as soon as we've had a word with the bank of grandma and grandad."

"Dad, seriously — you don’t have to do the accent."

"For the sake of diversity, this office needs an old-timer."

'I finally found Mr Right!'

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

"What's wrong, little buddy?" "Some stupid kid called me 'old.'" "I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young." "I've been young since way before he was even born." "He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is." "Might be time for us to have a little talk."

"But, Dad, in your day sex was still in the future."

"Just because I am a boomer, does not mean you can call me Pops."

Says here Flag Day is June 14...what the heck is Flag Day?"

"Baldo, I never said humor your elders...you should respect your elders!"