Intergenerational Relations Lover Pillows

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"That’s ridiculous! What makes you think you were adopted?"

'You're lucky you're just a kid and don't have to worry about things like going out and getting a job when you're supposed to be retired.'

Old and young

The Ageing Process.

A Close Call

"Hey, Gramps. You believe in life after death?" "Boy. At my age I'm not even sure about life after my morning BM."

So this is what civilization has come to at the dawn of the new millennium. Impressive, huh? What are you looking at? Nothing mother! Sigh! How come you get along better with my child than I do? We trade. She shows me all the crucial elements of pop culture. And I show her ... A life without Lady Gaga is still worth living! Phizzz.

"We want to make sure that your wish for us to give you grandchildren has nothing to do with your concerns about future vacancies at your chicken processing plant."

Viagra Tipped

This is Dr. Sadie. What's your question, caller? How can I tell if my cold is really bronchitis? Stop yer sniveling. In my day, a body would hope it was bronchitis. It gave you a chance to prove your grit! Nothing like a touch of burning pain, wheezing, and crackling in the chest to separate the women from the girls. What kind of doctor are you, again?

"My dad and I are trading important life skills. He's teaching me how to change the oil in the car."

When you get to be my age, you start to notice certain patterns in the river of history. You start to notice, for instance, that the winner always loses. What's that mean? Every great power defines itself as the opposite of its main enemy. Once that enemy is defeated, the great power loses its virtues, its unity ... even its identity. The great power then either creates new enemies, or it fades into history. (Yawn) Old people talk a lot. What I'm saying is, you were not my first "Rudy Park," and

"Frankly, we're at a loss, so we're looking for someone young and stupid to tell us what to do."

"Way before Facebook, my generation had places to gather and talk too much, opinionated wildly, and generally make fools of ourselves. We called them bars."

"Of course you can have some help from the bank of mum and dad, just as soon as we've had a word with the bank of grandma and grandad."

"Dad, seriously — you don’t have to do the accent."

"For the sake of diversity, this office needs an old-timer."

'I finally found Mr Right!'

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

"What's wrong, little buddy?" "Some stupid kid called me 'old.'" "I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young." "I've been young since way before he was even born." "He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is." "Might be time for us to have a little talk."

"But, Dad, in your day sex was still in the future."

"Just because I am a boomer, does not mean you can call me Pops."

Says here Flag Day is June 14...what the heck is Flag Day?"

"Baldo, I never said humor your elders...you should respect your elders!"