Intergenerational Joker Gifts

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

One of Many California Gene Pools

Cloning Laboratory: 'I never thought I'd work here.'

Cloning...Oops! Oxelot.

"Without a doubt... the first sixty!"

"When I was your age I used my beak."

'All you do is stare at the TV. When I was a kid we have to be content with staring at the radio.'

"This is my mom's phone. Instead of a hashtag, it has a pound sign."

'Yes, it's true, my grandpa is only a year older than me...'

All You Can Eat: Senior Special

"You BOTH have the asshole gene?"

'Keep this to yourself, Henderson, this will fund our research for the next ten years!'

'Remind me again. . . who's chasing who?'

"What on earth were you thinking of when you got those tattoos, Grandad?"

Old husband is knitted over by old wife.

'The court sentences you to be removed from the gene pool.'

British cloning & genetics research institute annual dance (All the people attending are clones).

'This whole 'grandparent' thing -- it's our parents and children conspiring against us!'

A drug manufacturer announced their scientists have discovered the profit gene.

"Was everyone so uptight in the olden days, Gramps?"

'This whole 'grandparent' thing -- it's our parents and children conspiring against us!'

'Yeah, girls smell good, but don't let THAT fool you!'

'You'd better treat me with more respect, or I'll cut you out of my will!'

Upside-down birthday 61-19.

"My problem was a recessive gene for honesty, and a dominant gene for robbery."

'Did you have to bring the children darling? You know how they terrify your father.'