Intergalactic Explorers Pillows

Exactly what does it take to get you to pull over and ask for directions?

"We abduct one old cow, and suddenly we're 'not welcome' any more?"

'Genuine Venutian Bistro.'

"Harold! Are you awake? I think you've left your torch on."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

High-gravity baseball

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"Take me to your mechanic."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Dancing with the Star Wars

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Newborn Cosmonaut

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

An astronaut parties with aliens on the wing of his spaceship.

Field Trip!

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

Take me to your leader. . .

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'