Intergalactic Branding Enthusiast T-Shirts

The Death Star gets a marketing makeover.

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

Alien embryo growing in earth.

Marry me astronaut

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

"We found three sort-of Earthlike planets around a nearby star." "Do you think any of them have video games?" "I've been trying to work out the odds of an intelligent species arising and evolving thumbs capable of holding an X-box controller." "Proof of video games would change everything." "I wonder what the aliens on those planets consider sexy." "Living beings creating simulated beings they can smash is the hallmark of an intelligent species."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"Charles has offered his personal image for us to project as our corporate image."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"I believe in consistent branding."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

We're polishing our brand.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'I'd add 'UK' to your name and do it in big red letters...that'll be £15,000.'