Interfaith Minister Gifts

Happy Everything

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Sinead?!"

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Interfaith dialogue

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Equal Time for All Christians

"We never discuss religion."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

Ok, ok

Ideas for a Simon Cowell Show - Picking the one true region.

"No funny stuff."

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

Pastor Charles - also known as 'Charlie Chaplain'

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

'They're not supposed to have any love interest!'

Al Aqsa mosque and metal detectors

Jumpin' Jehoshaphat's Witness. (Published previously on March 18, 2008.)

Papal Pranks

Divine Rivalry

God Bless America/Godless America

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."