Interfaith Diplomat Gifts

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Interfaith dialogue

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

Equal Time for All Christians

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

Possible Merger Talks

Happy Everything

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

"Five year non-exclusive? We just want to abduct him!"

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

Ok, ok

Ideas for a Simon Cowell Show - Picking the one true region.

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"No funny stuff."

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

God Bless America/Godless America

Divine Rivalry

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."

Al Aqsa mosque and metal detectors

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"You know that this means war between out planets?!"

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

Humans and Aliens land on the same Alien planet.

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

Lionel Blue