Interfaith Diplomat Gifts

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

Interfaith dialogue

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

"Take us to your diversity outreach consultant."

Happy Everything

Possible Merger Talks

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

Alien that resembles a coconut is marooned on desert isle. Human on the same island cracks open coconuts. '. . acts of unspeakable barbarism by indigenous life form continue unabated . . .'

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

'Management says we've had it too good for too long. They're demanding concessions.'

"No funny stuff."

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

Al Aqsa mosque and metal detectors

Divine Rivalry

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

Christian church steeple show jewish star in shadow

"You know that this means war between out planets?!"

"These pre-meeting invocations may have gotten out-of-hand!"

Religious Eggs

Lionel Blue

"Nice to see a fellow Praying Mantis in here."