Interfaith Minister Pillows

Happy Everything

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

'Well, you know what they say about opposite's attracting...'

Interfaith dialogue

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

"Sinead?!"

A planet like ours - Penguin to camel - "It wouldn't work either way my darling. I'm getting sunburnt out here and back home you'd freeze to death."

"We never discuss religion."

"Rabbi Mandelbaum?"

Priest walks by a religious book shelf and and a Satan book pops out to hit him on the head.

'Last week's sermon was supposed to be about Plagues, but I got the flu.'

"Building fund not going well, Reverend?"

Are you sure you know what you're doing?

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

'What is this, some kind of joke?'

'No other gods before him? - What about multiculturalism?'

"No funny stuff."

"Welcome to tonight's panel on interfaith humour."

"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."

"I'm Jewish and Don is Catholic, but we're raising the kids as wolves."

"Unitarian. You?"

'They're not supposed to have any love interest!'

Divine Rivalry

Papal Pranks

Al Aqsa mosque and metal detectors

"I've told you a thousand times, Rose; during Christmas, don't get into religious arguments with the goyim!"

"Normally I'm an Episcopalian, but I wouldn't miss this for the world. . ."