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"It's been hell since you went into animation."

Come dine with me!

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Try to guess the continent dining...

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Modern Major General

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

Consenting Adults.

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

"This time, let's not just fill up on bread."

Bureau of alcohol, tobacco, firearms and other neat stuff.

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."

'That line means good managerial skills!'

Academia Can Kill By Degrees

Opening arguments would begin after the intimidation round.

"Well, it looks like the shit finally hit the fan. So, who wants to lick the blades?"

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

" 'Tonight's Specials,' a poem."

'I always assumed you were a cat person!'

Bank as a money tree

"Do you mind if I give you feedback?"

'If you were in a hurry, sir, you shoudn't have ordered the overnight marinade.'

"It probably tastes better than it looks!"

'Not an unqualified success chef...'

Lost: Grizzly Bear. 8 Years Old. Loves To Sneak Up On People.

"Bring me something impaled on a tusk."

"Well, finally!!"

"How would you describe your trip to China?"

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

'Grumphie and frijol yields an unpleasant aubade.'

"This might not be very good. Our cook is in a really bad mood."

Survival of the Foodiest