Outdoor Interests T-Shirts

"Stop, you idiot! Can't you read?!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Remote control pirate bully

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

A Good Batch.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

The Zoo.

'My feet are killing me.'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

You Are Here

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Skiing.

Faster, Georges, faster!

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Holiday time.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Giraffe Umbrella

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Cat in a tank...

"Tommy!"