Interest Rate Realist Pillows

Predatory Loans

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

Born to raise interest rates.

"I hate this time of year."

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

"I see fleeting moments of happiness in between extended periods of boredom and stress."

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

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"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

Bank of England Base Rates.

'Kids, come quick! Santa's been here and he left all kinds of super expensive, super cheap stuff!'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

'With all due respect for your horoscope, your loan payment is still due today.'

"It's no good, Martin, it's still in the room."

"Life is full of transitions...like from student loan to credit card debt."

'Forget that pension plan. We expect the company to belly-up in two to three years.'

Recovery rooms for surgery and billing.

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"

"Must you do that every time I say interest rates are bound to rise?"

Your Flexible Fiend.

"Great news! The Fed possibly confirmed that a possible rate hike is possibly possible!"