Interest Rate Critic Pillows

"I only asked how much interest on my money the bank will give if I open an account in the bank."

"I'm just glad we got out before interest rates went up again."

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

Russia Money Laundering

Why markets crash.

Pillaging, formerly Acquisitions Department

Born to raise interest rates.

Republican politics!

'Our new simplified energy bills just have a few options starting with 'Grossly inflated' and progressing to the premium 'Bloodsucker' package. . .'

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

World Financial Mafia

Trickledown economics

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

Capitalism gone nuts!

Dollars Press Conference

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

Too big to fail

'Are you ready to take a ride on your Presidential yacht? ... We're just loading her up.'

Wall Street In Jail

If things were going just a little bit better we could have filed for bankruptcy.

The euro as a monster

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

"It's good to get hammered by something other than the economy."

Making borrowing easier

'Bad news for those of you who believe goods and services should be exchanged for money.'

Mismanagement at the Bank of England

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

Moanathon.

'Brother, can you spare a trillion?'

The bonus is performance based. You lost lots, which resulted in big bailout. Way to go.