Financial Realists Pillows

"Happiness is more important than money,but it is easier to count money."

'Where would you like to not be able to afford to go on vacation this year'

"I think I could $39,000 for a fully restored 1964 Impala."

"Apparently, the coronavirus hasn't stopped our bills from coming."

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

'Your salary will help you learn the lesson that life is not fair.'

"This is the World Bank? Somehow, I had pictured it differently."

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

"It's a shame, excellent recommendations and a superb skill set but lacks the boiling hot all consuming ambition and ruthless desire for self promotion required as head of stationary procurement."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Recession

Catastrophe Risk Insurance

'Good news, Mr. Blume! Your condition isn't serious - just expensive.'

"Have you ever given any thought to what you're going to do after all your hopes and dreams are crushed?"

'Mr. Barnes was going to interview you for the job, until he realized you were actually expecting financial compensation, benefits and vacation time.'

'Well, that's simplified the mission statement.'

Great moments in science. . . 'Nice work, you've isolated the funding gene.'

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

"Financial Adviser advises client 'I advise you that you're broke'."

'Remember Jones, your organs are worth more to us than your intellectual property.'

"Goodbye cruel world."

US Dollar weakens.

Squeezing a tight budget...

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

'The bad news is that the dollar is down -- the good news is that nobody seems to have any.'

"Monogamy? In this economy?"