Interest Rate Investigators Gifts

"That's from the last flood and that's our mortgage."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

There's no real oil emergency...

Trumpled

Making borrowing easier

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

Bank of England Base Rates.

A man at a cash dispenser gives a shocked reaction on reading his bank statement.

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

Bank. I'm getting zero percent on my savings! We've reached the point of no return.

Devil-may-care loans.

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

'I'd think that after a $800 billion bailout, you could do better than 1.2% for 11 months.'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

'Dollar'

Cards. Birthday. I don't know if 50 is the new 40, but apparently $4.95 is the new buck-fifty!

"I think I finally understand inflation."

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

Tel Aviv Tents

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

Mervyn King

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

'Have we found a scandal in here?'

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."