Interest Rate Investigators Pillows

"That's from the last flood and that's our mortgage."

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'Of course we have to learn decimals. How else will we be able to compare bank interest rates.'

Trumpled

There's no real oil emergency...

Making borrowing easier

Finance Co., Refinance Co.

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

"Gilts are keeping pace with inflation."

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

Bank of England Base Rates.

Devil-may-care loans.

"According to my actuary tables, your loan will outlive you."

'Here's a hundred bucks -- now, you give me $101.37.'

'My accounts aren't insured, but it's the risk I take for higher interest rates.'

"I'm here to pay off the last loan installment!"

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

'Do you realize we're all getting richer by charging each other more?'

Bankers waking up from cryo-sleep to explain the Fed's interest rate hike to you.

'I'd think that after a $800 billion bailout, you could do better than 1.2% for 11 months.'

'Dollar'

'Have we found a scandal in here?'

"We can mortgage your future for a very attractive low interest rate."

"If a higher interest rate is a sign of a stronger economy, you must think I'm golden."

"I think I finally understand inflation."

'Consumer income takes a new hop ... Inflation... takes a new high-jump!'

Tel Aviv Tents

Mervyn King

"I don't know a damn thing about monetary policy,but I know what I like."

"Your money was working for you, but it suddenly quit and now it's working for me!"